Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for useless products. How am I supposed to filter all this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, enough is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm tired with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Get lost
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Stupid Messages
You think you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. check here But guess what, moron? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.